Instead of the big secret, we will blab/blog about other stuff, like say paper cuts. After a few particulary nasty run-ins with plan sheets I now dunk my fingers into tubs of cream at the mere sight of paper. Has it helped? Not really, but my plan sheets smell nice and look like wax paper in spots!
The Boy is no longer in his twenties and is officially OLD. The friendly couple who live on the other side of the road made him a grand dinner complete with fabulous chocolate cake (made by the other boy). Many thanks.
By the way, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss! Go watch the movie and you will know why.