"You guys are closet Hindus."
- a friend on spotting our little shrine with a picture of Ganesha, a tea light and incense holder inside the pantry closet.
Boy 1 - "Its not really a relationship."
The Boy - "Are you hugging and kissing?"
Boy1 - "Ummm..yes"
The Boy- "Then you are IN a relationship."
- The how-to-tell-if-you-are-in-a-relationship advice the Boy was doling out to his friend, Boy 1 over the phone
"She liked what he could do but not him...it was like she liked him part time but not full time."
- a friend explaining why X and Y had to get divorced and why X still manages to date attractive women.