Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Of Stalkers and Seekers

Note to mysterious person who came here looking for this man's girlfriend: I am sorry Google gave you lousy directions. Click here and go over to him and ask.

And now that the lost soul has been sent his/her merry way, its time for some profound thoughts on Google and its ability to bring out the stalker within us all. It lets the stalker inside us feel positively tech savvy and non stalker-ish as we sit at our tables and check out flames that fizzled away, roaring flames who refused to die and that smoulderingly hot, unattainable movie hunk aka new flame. All it takes is just a couple of very innocent raps on the trusty keyboard and one equally innocent click. Weddings, beddings and babies -its all there just one little mouse click away. All the stories, gossip and hook-up news you could ever want and the voyeuristic pleasure of going through it all- just a few blocks away. Infact

Haven't done something like this, not even once. Bah!! deprived childhood and wasted youth. Go rethink your life, log on, google some old friends and enemies and derive some pleasure out of seeing pictures of your creepy classmate with your b****y ex girlfriend on Flickr...quick, before your fingers get arthritic and shrivelled.

Believe me it is a lot of fun. Even if you don't find what you dig up funny I can assure you that folks like me find Google keywords (recorded by their very trustworthy sitemeters) absolutely hilarious. How else would I know that apart from frustrated Ikea furniture owners the only other group of people who consistently show up here are looking for either "Indian Aunties" (of hot, sexy or spicy variety..seriously!) or "boys in sarees"....tee hee hee.

3 comments:

Shambhavi Shatakshi said...

funny

Sagnik Nandy said...

era kara - era ki chaye? more importantly - keno chaye?

Anyesha said...

sagnik: ami ki kore janbo...but this was the second time eraeshe chilo....