Thursday, November 10, 2005

Calling all ye Believers

of cheap, eco friendly, hip Scandinavian furniture with exotic names to the nearest Ikea store front. Over glasses of Sparkling Water and Elderberry Flower Cocktails and plates of Swedish meatballs you shall share life altering stories of your encounters with Poang and its wicked brother Pella and scoff and curse the non believers. Then you shall proceed to walk around the store in a trance picking up random objects of worship. Finally head to the friendly teenager manning the cash register, pay up, clutch your purchase close to your heart for deriving maximum benefits from this session of retail therapy, go home and let the light of Ikea enlighten your world.

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